Quotes From Highlander
"He is immortal. Born in the Highlands of Scotland 400 years ago. He is not alone. There are others like him, some good, some evil. For centuries he has battled the forces of darkness, with holy ground his only refuge. He cannot die, unless you take his head, and with it his power. In the end there can be only one. He is Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander."
Quotes from Duncan MacLeod
"There Can Be Only One"
"Yeah, well send me a postcard. I'm not leaving."
"You're history."
"I expect sharks to bite too. Don't take it personally."
" I was raised a warrior. I choose battles I believe to be just."
"Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah... "
"Well, the situation hasn't come up recently."
Quotes From Richie Ryan
"You ever had it bad for an older woman?"
"Smooth. Very, very smooth. I'm takin' notes."
"You know, sometimes you knowing everything gets to be a real pain in the ass."
"Okay, everybody who's an Immortal, raise their hand."
"Mac, I'm alive"
"Come on, do it. Come on, come on, go ahead, do it. When the Quickening knocks you on your skinny little ass, MacLeod's gonna be right there to help you up. I die, you go right behind me."
"You know, I used to stay up at night wondering. Thinking that there must be some special thing I'm supposed to do with my life because I'm Immortal. And I had this illusion that because you were my teacher, that you would show me what it was. And you did. I got it now. There can be only one."
"There's only one thing that I hate more than being called a boy, and that's your stupid paintings!"
Quotes From Amanda
"MacLeod, why don't you believe me?"
"The longer I live the more I get attached to myself."
"For 300 years you've been telling me to go legit. Now that I'm straight you want me to steal."
"What if I kiss it and make it better?"
"You won't let me change, you know that? You really expect me to steal."
"You're turning into an old grouch, aren't you? Or did I interrupt something important?"
Quotes From Methos
"A couple of medieval songwriters come up with the idea of chivalry one rainy day and you embrace it as a lifestyle. You live and die by a code of honor that was *trendy* when you were a kid."
"Live, Highlander. Grow stronger. Fight another day."
"What do you expect? Einstein? Freud? Buddha? Sorry Joe, I'm just a guy."
" So I'm a little weak on pop culture. Well, who the hell is Chubby Checker in the grand scheme of things, anyway? I mean I, I know how tall Nero was, Caesar's favorite food, I know Helen of Troy didn't have that great a face and it only launched a hundred ships not a thousand, and..."
"You think it takes courage to do what we do? Face another immortal with a sword knowing only one of you will live. You try being her. You try living one year knowing that your time is running out. That no matter how much you train, no matter how many tricks you have, you STILL lose. That's the way it is for them. So little time for them to SEE anything or DO anything."
"You know, considering how shot to pieces you were, it's amazing you're still alive."
" Really, guys, the time's come for you two to start a new life somewhere. Bora Bora is very nice this time of year."
"Does the term "self-preservation" mean anything to you, MacLeod? Look, you are under a death sentence!"
"Do you want to knock a bit louder? I don't think they heard you in Philadelphia."
"it was a good way to get your head cut off is what it was."
" I killed, but I didn't just kill fifty, I didn't just kill a hundred. I killed thousand. I killed ten thousand. And I was good at it. And it wasn't for vengeance. It wasn't for greed. It was because I liked it. Cassandra was nothing, her village was nothing. Do you know who I was? *Death*! Death. Death on horse! When mothers warned their children that the monster would get them, that monster was me. I was the nightmare that kept them awake at night. Is that was you want to hear? Than the answer... is yes. Oh, yes"
"You're not listening to me. I don't want a tombstone."
"A man who was born long before the age of chivalry. Now pick it up."
"I was born before the age of chivalry."
"Grab a beer. There's a cold one in the fridge."
"It's not going to work McLeod. I haven't felt guilt since the eleventh century."
"Great, you knock me on my bum because I make a bad joke, very macho."
"Like you said, I go with the winner."
"I'm too old for this."
"But I want to see *me* live happily ever after even more."
"Just because I don't like to fight, doesn't mean that I *can't*."
"Talk about the blind leading the visually challenged."
"Don't go, MacLeod. It's a trap, MacLeod. MacLeod, your pants are on fire."
"Because the alternative is unthinkable."
"We ate, we drank, we vomited."
Quotes from Joe Dawson
"Ow! Considering who's treating me, I'd say it's a miracle. Watch out. Ow! Where'd you say you studied medicine?"
"Did you major in medicine or dueling?"
"He is Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander. Born in 1592 in the Highlands of Scotland and he is still alive. He is immortal. For 400 years he's been a warrior, a lover, a wanderer, constantly facing other immortals in a combat to the death. The winner takes his enemy's head and with it his power. I am a Watcher, part of a secret society of men and women who observe and record, but never interfere. We know the truth about immortals. In the end, there can be only one. May it be Duncan MacLeod, the Highlander."
"Sometimes in life you have to do more than just watch"
"Yeah, I'd like to die of old age."
Quotes From Connor Macleod, Tessa Noel, Dr. Anne Lindsey, Kronos , Lord Byton, Darius, Graham Ashe, Kenny, Xavier St. Cloud
"As long as I can remember knowing you, you've had all the fun and most of the good women"
"It's 300 years out of date."
"I may not be able to kill you, but I'll give you a facial you won't forget."
"They're so fragile. One nut with a gun, one drunk behind the wheel, and they're gone."
"You don't understand, I am the end of time."
"My task is done. My song has ceased. My theme has died into an echo... It is fit."
"Do you want a tombstone that says, "He Lived For Centuries" or do you want one that says, "For Centuries He Was Alive"?"
"Life, my friend, is in the details."
"Pride doth goest before the fall, and victory to those who hold the high ground. To some war is just a game of inches."
"To deny what I was is to deny what I am."
"You shouldn't be taking part in this tragedy."
"Oh, I'm sure you're quite loyal to your convictions and compatriots, but I wonder what these men think about that, about convictions and compatriotism now."
"We fight to stay alive. Don't forget to live."
"In the end there can be only one, and it might as well be me."
"Just how old are you? Are you a Christian, or do you paint yourself blue and bay at the moon?"